VARRI GREEN FARM
GROWING
IN HARMONY WITH NATURE

THE OUTHOUSE
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EVERY FARM
NEEDS AN OUTHOUSE, SO IN SELECTING THE WOOD TO BUILD MINE, I GOT THE
CRAZY IDEA THAT A USED PORT O' LET WITH A HOLE CUT IN THE BOTTOM WOULD
BE A LOT LESS EXPENSIVE, EASY TO HOSE OUT, AND A LOT LESS WORK! I FOUND
A LOCAL COMPANY WHO HAD A FEW USED POOPERS LYING AROUND, AND THE OWNER
SELECTED A REALLY NICE ONE FOR ME. $125.00 AND HAUL IT AWAY...
WE DUG A LARGE HOLE IN A SANDY HILL IN THE YARD WHICH IS TUCKED AWAY IN
THE CHERRIES, MAKING IT MORE PRIVATE. WHEN THE HOLE WAS FINISHED, I CUT
THE BOTTOM OFF A PLASTIC 55 GALLON DRUM WITH NO LID ON TOP. WE THEN
CENTERED THE 55 GALLON DRUM IN THE FRESH DUG HOLE, MADE SURE IT WAS
LEVEL AND THAT THE LIP OF THE BARREL CAME UP ABOUT 4 INCHES ABOVE
GROUND TO MEET THE HOLE CUT IN THE BOTTOM OF THE PORT O' LET. WE THEN
FILLED IN THE SIDES AROUND THE DRUM WITH SAND. I CUT A HOLE
DIRECTLY UNDER THE SEAT AND PLACED OUR NEW OUTHOUSE ON ITS NEW RESTING
SPOT WITH THE HOLE OVER THE PLASTIC 55 GALLON BARREL. WE TOOK THE HOSE
AND WASHED EVERYTHING WHILE MAKING SURE THE WATER WOULD DRAIN FROM THE
BOTTOM OF THE 55 GALLON DRUM INTO THE GROUND.
NEXT TO THE OUTHOUSE WE KEEP A SMALL METAL CAN FILLED WITH
HYDRATED LIME. IT WORKS REALLY WELL FOR KEEPING DOWN THE SMELLS AND IT
KEEPS FLYS AWAY FROM THE WASTE. SPRINKLE 1 CUP DIRECTLY DOWN THE HOLE
AFTER EACH USE. THIS OLDER MODEL PORT O' LET CAME WITH A SINK, HOLDING
TANK FOR CHLORINATED WATER AND SOAP DISPENSER, WHICH WE FILLED WITH
BACTERIAL SOAP. THE NEXT IDEA WAS TO PUT A SMALL SOLAR PANEL HIGH UP IN
A TREE, WHERE THE SUN COULD HIT IT. I RAN TWO WIRES DOWN TO AN OLD
BATTERY THAT WOULDN'T START MY VAN ANYMORE. THE PANEL KEEPS THE BATTERY
FULLY CHARGED. THEN I PUT A 12 VOLT LIGHT INSIDE THE OUTHOUSE WITH A
SWITCH.
ONE DOES WANT TO SEE WHEN THEY PEE....

ARMED WITH A PAPER TOWEL
DISPENSER AND BIO-DEGRADABLE TOILET PAPER FOR RV'S WE STOCKED OUR NEW
OUTHOUSE AND HAVE NOT HAD TO RUN TO THE HOUSE BATHROOM WITH A HEAVY
BLADDER SINCE!
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